I’m a little embarrassed to be typing these words, but it is news and people will care. And though I suspect a lot of January’s readers might not be those people who care about this particular piece of news, they’ll still want to know, if you follow. And so here we are.
According to Inside Entertainment’s virtual edition, “Britney Spears is supposedly going to put pen to paper and divulge all her inner thoughts and secrets in an autobiography.”
Here’s the thing: if she does somehow manage to get all those words into book form — or find a way to trick someone else into doing it for her — the book will find a publisher and will likely sell a lot of copies.
Sometimes you just can’t help wonder why you get out of bed in the morning.
The virtual Inside Edition piece is here.